Saturday, June 23, 2007
Troubles at Home
So in an effort to add some color to it, I bought matching hand towels and a bathroom rug. They're a dark red color, perhaps crimson, but closer to a Venetian Red and Sangria mix.
Anyways, after washing and drying the rug, I had to do some real laundry. Unfortunately, my undershirts and socks came out -pink- light red. Washing them again didn't change anything.
Travesty.
How can a man wear pink and not get crap for it? Do they revoke your masculinity? Can I ever regain their respect? Would drinking a Bud Light, while belching and watching NASCAR fix things? Do I need to buy a large pickup with loud pipes?
Oh well.
Anyways, after washing and drying the rug, I had to do some real laundry. Unfortunately, my undershirts and socks came out -pink- light red. Washing them again didn't change anything.
Travesty.
How can a man wear pink and not get crap for it? Do they revoke your masculinity? Can I ever regain their respect? Would drinking a Bud Light, while belching and watching NASCAR fix things? Do I need to buy a large pickup with loud pipes?
Oh well.
Labels: decorating, house, manliness
# posted by Jacob Bird @ 2:05 PM 
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I made that same mistake a few years ago. Have you tried washing your pink-whites with bleach? I remember that helping some...
Bruce the GM at Byerly's used to wear pink shirts and I always wanted to ask him, "Hey Bruce, do you know that that shirt your wearing is pink?"
Well, Ben's right. Pink is very fashionable currently. And now you can coordinate your pink wardrobe. Actually, maybe you should just drop the $1 and buy a small bottle of bleach.
# posted by 
: June 25, 2007 10:53 AM
: June 25, 2007 10:53 AM
I just remembered. I have a big @$$ bottle of bleach I bought this winter. Stop by if you want to borrow some.
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